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Artist: Lunachicks
Canonical path: /lunachicks/the-baby
Related lyric paths: 6
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The Baby
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The Baby
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Baby's never gonna grow up
All he can do is throw up
Only crawls, he can't walk
Never gonna lern to talk
Cattleprod him, kept him small
he won't stand up t all
Rub his legs they won't go bad
Momma's gettin mad
Never gonna
Grow up at all
Never gonna
Grow up at all
Never gonna
Grow up at all
No!
Baby's such a big boy
To his sister he's a big toy
One crawls into his crib
She pulled off his bib
Babs worker's just as wacked
The whole scene there is fuckin cracked
Tries to make him toss his ball
All he can do is crawl
Never gonna
Grow up at all
Never gonna
Grow up at all
Never gonna
Grow up at all
No!
He has a pathetic cry at the age of 35
His adulthood has been hog tied
All he'll ever do is cry
He sucks a sister's tit
And his mamma puts an end of it
Alba keeps him in his pen
His nightmare never ends
Never gonna
Grow up at all
Never gonna
Grow up at all
Never gonna
Grow up at all
No!
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