The Adventures Of Al Boo Boo

Not long ago in a place real far

I knocked this hutch in a grill slash bar

Fuckin up some prawns and chips

Cuz Mac Dre dont eat omelettes

Suckin my teeth like I'm da shit

On Gin but I think its time to switch

Bartender gimme somethin strong

Dont wont no Ice Tea Island Long

Gimme Stogies wit rocks and lime

Man I get dat all da time

Throwback Steve Larkin #80

Looked up and I saw miss lady

On my momma

I aint fat-mouthin

Da bitch look like she could suck a thousand

Her ass wasnt really all dat giant

She must of been workin dat on a diet

Man you know what she lookeded like?

Dat Filipino broad Jay used to like

Bottom line

She was fine

You dont see dis kind all da time

Man you know my first name is Mac

Walked up to her, pulled down my hat

I said, "excuse me lady, is something wrong? You been lookin at pimpin way to long. Why do you keep on eyein da nigga?"

Cuddie, da bitch start cryin a river

I said' "Whats wrong?"

Like I care

She said she caught her pimp fuckin a square

I said, "DAMN! U must be devastated"

She said, "I been wit him since I graduated, but wait a minute, you look familiar"

I said, "Come on now, look Cicilia, dats da oldest line in da book, dats bunk like dope I used to cook"

She said, "Uh, dont you rap?"

I said, "Yes it is I, Andre the Mack"

She said,"ell now if dats da case..."

Then waved five bow wows in my face

She said shes been my fan since she was twelve

and if shes gone choose it might as well be me

Da M to da D

Is dat five bow wow choosin fee?