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Artist: Macabre
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White Hen Decapitator (Michael Bethke)
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White Hen Decapitator (Michael Bethke)
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This is a song about the White Hen decapitator
Killed his co-worker with a chef knife they used in the store
And for some reason he cut off his co-workers head
Took a price gun and stamped it like a loaf of bread
White Hen decapitator, he cut off his co-workers head
White Hen decapitator, with a knife that they made sandwiches
White Hen decapitator, then he ran out of the door
White Hen decapitator, of the Burnham Illinois store
When the customers came in they couldn't believe their eyes
Because waiting for them on the shelf was a big surprise
A head with a price tag and something carved on the forehead
Then the police caught him a few blocks away as he fled
White Hen decapitator - he cut off his co-workers head
White Hen decapitator - with a knife that they made sandwiches
White Hen decapitator - then he ran out of the door
White Hen decapitator - of the burnham Illinois store
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