In these shoes?

I once met a man with a sense of adventure

He was dressed to thrill wherever he went

He said "Let's make love on a mountain top

Under the stars on a big hard rock"

I said "In these shoes?

I don't think so"

I said "Honey, let's do it here."

So I'm sitting at a bar in Guadalajara

In walks a guy with a faraway look in his eyes

He said "I've got as powerful horse outside

Climb on the back, I'll take you for a ride

I know a little place, we can get there for the break of day."

I said "In these shoes?

No way, Jose"

I said "Honey, let's stay right here."

No le gusta caminar. No puede montara caballo

(She don't like to walk. She can't ride a horse)

Como se puede bailar? Es un escandalo

(How can she be dancing? It scandalous!)

Then I met an Englishman

"Oh" he said

"Won't you walk up and down my spine,

It makes me feel strangely alive."

I said "In these shoes?

I doubt you'd survive."

I said "Honey, let's do it.

Let's stay right here."

No le gusta caminar. No puede montar a caballo

(I don't like to walk. He can't ride the horse)

Como se puede bailar? Es un escandalo

(How can one dance? It is a scandal)