Sad Claps
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Sad Claps
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Cause I think you’re it
Not quite alive but not quite dead
Suspended animation
Cryogenic salvation is the new sensation
Brain dead but you got a check
A few hundred bucks step back
Of performances
A performance undecodified
When you crash and burn time tends to fly
Sad sack
Shed a tear
Laugh track
Here’s your fucking sad claps
A boogiepop phantom from beyond the grave suckin' on a template
And it's dried and there’s nothing left for it but table scraps
My condolences to you sir, I give you sad claps
My condolences to you sir, I give you sad claps for your sad claps set
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Machine Girl performs "Sad Claps", and this lyric page sits inside the Machine Girl catalog on LyroVerse.
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