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Artist: Machine Gun Fellatio
Canonical path: /machine-gun-fellatio/gulf-kont
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Gulf Kont
Read Gulf Kont lyrics by Machine Gun Fellatio on LyroVerse, with linked artist context and related song paths.
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Gulf Kont
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Let's get it all together now
How to play golf
I'll give you one tip (?)
How to play golf
I'll give you one tip (?)
Hit the ball away from you (swing!)
The ball is teed up
The ball is teed up
Start out with a drive
Heave at the ball
How to play golf
(swing!)
How to play golf
You ever take turf? just a little turf, just a little turf
You ever take turf? i said i take turf all the time
You gotta (swing!) grip correctly, you gotta cock these wrists
You gotta grip correctly, you gotta have good footwear
Shove your right foot out
Turn the right foot in
Shove your right foot out
Heave at the ball
The ball is teed up
The ball is teed up
Start out with a drive
Heave at the ball
The ball is teed up
The ball is teed up
Start out with a drive
Heave at the ball
(swing! clack! yeah! alright!)
It's just a difficult day
And don't let anybody ever, ever tell you any different
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Machine Gun Fellatio performs "Gulf Kont", and this lyric page sits inside the Machine Gun Fellatio catalog on LyroVerse.
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