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Artist: Machine Gun Fellatio
Canonical path: /machine-gun-fellatio/horny-blonde-40
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Horny blonde 40
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Horny blonde 40
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I'm in the Poodelabra Lounge, it's Pinky Beecroft...
..and friends...
Horny blonde forty shaved sexy wants to do it all day
Wiv a gun-totin' trigger-happy tranny named Kinky Renae
Digs pop masturbation music windsurf piss in your ear
Seekin' genuine Gemini circumcised kind and sincere
Retired teacher fifty-eight seeks regular meetings
For masculine muscular nappy-clad brutal breeding
My wife rough wrestles with a puppy all a-quiver in a
Wine-soaked strobe-lit Asiatic hall of mirrors...
...for you
Turn around...I bin czyaxin' on yr sjchoo [?]
I am pod-god born in mono, I'm the scorpion of cool
I love you, do you know how to love me?
I am pod-god born in mono, I'm a dirty magazine
Do la do, do do, do do, do do
Do la do, do do, do do, do do
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Do la do, do do, do do, do do
Do la do, do do, do do, do do
Do la do, do do, do do, do do
Do la do, do do, do do, do do
I love you, do you know how to love me?
Hunky funky skunk-fucker pay me suck his finger on screen
Got the video set-up with felafel soaked in kerosene
There's a corgi playin' hooky with a wolf-cross-kelpie
While your front bum low hums shufflin' like a mother to me...
...or you
Turn around...I bin czyaxin' on yr sjchoo [?]
I am pod-god born in mono, I'm the scorpion of cool
I love you, do you know how to love me?
I am pod-god born in mono, I'm a dirty magazine
Do la do, do do, do do, do do
Do la do, do do, do do, do do
Do la do, do do, do do, do do
Do la do, do do, do do, do do
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Machine Gun Fellatio performs "Horny blonde 40", and this lyric page sits inside the Machine Gun Fellatio catalog on LyroVerse.
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