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Short Dick Man

Short Dick Man lyrics by Machito Ponce. Diamanda: Don't want no short dick man Don't want no short dick man Don't want no short dick man Don't want no short...

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Short Dick Man

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Diamanda: Don't want no short dick man

Don't want no short dick man

Don't want no short dick man

Don't want no short dick man

Machito:

oye pana, oye brother

yo no hago caso lo que hablan los rumores de mi

pues soy Bien Hombre! de nacimiento machito es mi nombre

y tu, mujer, lo que tu dices no puedo entender

que yo no soy jinete pa tu montura, echa un ojo debajo de la

cintura

y veras,

no es cuestion de talla, pues lo importante que nunca me falla

y bien tu sabes cuando entro a vestidores

soy el aplauso de todos lo sectores

pues lo que llevo, lo llevo con altura

lo que tu hablas es "chacotera" pura

hey Woman en mi condicion lo que te falta es un buen Revolcon

Diamanda: What in the world is that fuckin' thing?

Machito: lo que tu dices no puedo entender

Diamanda: gimme some fuckin'tweezers and put that little thing

away

Machito: oye woman !

Diamanda: that has got to be

the most dick that have ever seen in my whole life!

Machito: es hora de hacer temblar las Paredes!

Diamanda: Iny weeny teeny weeny

Shriveled little short dick man

Machito: Ponete a brincar ponte a brincar

Ponete a brincar ponte a brincar

Diamanda: Iny weeny teeny weeny

Shriveled little short dick man

Machito: Ponete a brincar ponte a brincar

Ponete a brincar ponte a brincar

Machito: oye woman !

Machito: es hora de hacer temblar las paredes!

Diamanda: Don't want no short dick man

Don't want no short dick man

Machito: oye pana, oye brother

Diamanda: Don't want no short dick man

Don't want no short dick man

Machito: oye pana, oye brother

Diamanda: Iny weeny teeny weeny

Shriveled little short dick man

Machito: Ponete a brincar ponte a brincar

Ponete a brincar ponte a brincar

Diamanda: Iny weeny teeny weeny

Shriveled little short dick man

Machito: Ponete a brincar ponte a brincar

Ponete a brincar ponte a brincar

Diamanda: Iny weeny teeny weeny

Shriveled little short dick man

Machito: Ponete a brincar ponte a brincar

Ponete a brincar ponte a brincar

Diamanda: Iny weeny teeny weeny

Shriveled little short dick man

Machito: Ponete a brincar ponte a brincar

Ponete a brincar ponte a brincar

Diamanda: Uh! Uh! Uh!...

Isn't that cute an extra belly button

Machito: oye woman, que tu sabes de mi?

lo que tu dices no puedo entender

Diamanda: You need to put your pants back on honey

Don't don't don't don't don't don't

Don't don't don't don't don't don't (oye pana, oye Brother)

Don't don't don't don't don't don't

don't don't Don't want don't want don't want don't want

Don't want no Don't want no Don't want no (oye pana, oye

Brother)

Don't want no short dick man

Diamanda: Iny weeny teeny weeny

Shriveled little short dick man

Machito: Ponete a brincar ponte a brincar

Ponete a brincar ponte a brincar

Diamanda: Iny weeny teeny weeny

Shriveled little short dick man

Machito: Ponete a brincar ponte a brincar

Ponete a brincar ponte a brincar

Diamanda: Don't want no short dick man

Machito: Ponete a brincar ponte a brincar

Diamanda: Don't want no short dick man

Machito: Ponete a brincar ponte a brincar

Diamanda: Don't want no short dick man

Machito: Ponete a brincar ponte a brincar

Diamanda: Don't want no short dick man

Machito: Ponete a brincar ponte a brincar

Diamanda: What in the world is that fuckin' thing

Machito: lo que tu dices no puedo entender

Diamanda: gimme some fuckin' tweezers and put that little thing

away

Machito: oye woman !

Diamanda: that has got to be

the most dick that have ever seen in my whole life!

Machito: es hora de hacer temblar las Paredes!

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