Hundreds Of Girls
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Hundreds Of Girls
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[Mack]
I'll fill the screen with Jan and Jane and Joan and Janet and Jean
I'll pull the greatest stunt this business has seen
Till ev'ry fella from Duluth to Atlanta sees
All of his fantasies!
One in the surf
Two on the shore
Maybe a dozen or
Twenty or more
I'll get hundreds and hundreds of girls
What gives a man
Power and punch
Tina for breakfast
And Lena for lunch
Having hundreds and hundreds of girls
Show him a blonde
And something in his soul will leap to respond
But then again he's also terribly fond
Of this brunette and so
Instead of one dandy dish
Pass him the candy dish
I'll sprinkle spice
Into his life
To make him forget
That he's stuck with his wife
Give him hundreds and hundreds of girls!
Beulah and Belle
Gladys and Gert
Two for the entree
And three for dessert
Give 'em hundreds and hundreds of girls
Four on a slide
Five on a swing
I'm gonna make
The cash register ring
Having hundreds and hundreds of girls
I'll fill the screen
With Jan and Jane and Joan and Janet and Jean
I'll pull the greatest stunt this business has seen
Till ev'ry fella from Duluth to Atlanta sees
All of his fantasies!
Look!
[Girls (Speaking)]
Hi Mack
How's it goin'?
It was great last night
Hi Honey
Let's play
Did I get the part
I'll see you later
See you tonight baby
Cute butt
Oh he's such a sweetie
Are you coming out.
All Kick! Kick!
Goodbye Mack,
He's so cute
See ya Mack
Bye honey.
The Bathing Beauties dance and then sing
[Girls]
What gives a man
Ginger and snap
Goin' through life
With his little ol' lap
Full of hundreds and hundreds of girls
What gives a man
Power and punch
Tina for breakfast
And Lena for lunch
Having hundreds and hundreds of girls
Analysts find
This thing called modern man
Was never designed
With only one eternal partner in mind
And so I gotta yell to
Hell with propriety
Viva variety
Sinner or saint
School girl or queen
One girl is boring and
Two are obscene
Give 'em hundreds and hundreds of girls
[All]
Beulah and Belle
Gladys and Gert
Two for the entree
And three for dessert
Give 'em hundreds and hundreds of girls!
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