Bush Song

Hello Americans

My name is George Bush, and I'm goin' to do a rap for ya'll

Check it out

Bitch I'm from Texas

We're homophobic and sexist

And if these Mexicans keep comin in I'm a dismember em

You don't see me in El Paso, selling their tacos

Shit in my el bano, I'll cut off your asshole

God damnit, don't even talk about the faggots

If I ever seen one singin the national anthem I'm a strangle em

Hell nah they can't get married, but they can fight in the military

Hopefully they'll end up buried in a cemetery

I don't even consider em people

Go ahead put 'em in the front lines

Next to them negroes

But I'm not racist

Colin Powell's like my brother, aright I admit it I hate 'I'm

Where's Dick Cheney at? Probably off in Iraq

Findin some oil to tap, tell em I got up on that

And y'all still think it was Bin Laden

When it was us and the Masons, plottin on oil profits

I'm evil

But y'all didn't know though

Now y'all stuck with a president that y'all didn't vote fo'

Unemployment is up, the economy's in a ditch

Our country's at war, but I don't give a shit I'm rich

My brother said some racist shit a coupla years back

Then the blacks came out and started to protest and crap

And I knew I'd have little hope, cause all the sudden

The blacks got together and started to register to vote

But thank God for computers and them helping

Cause we got the last names of every single felon

We programmed the computers to find the names that were the same

Whoever came up couldn't vote on th' election day

Way to go Jeb, really great strategy

We got rid of the majority of black families

And I'm not even talkin' about Dade County

The expired military ballots are bogus counted

I'd like to thank my cousin and the help from my pappy

My cousin owns Fox and it made me very happy

He told the entire world that I won

Before the votes were bein done counted

And even though Gore had more, what matters in the end

Is the Supreme Court, and those are my dad's friends

So thank you very much, and please remember

If you don't vote, I'll see you back in November

I'm rich, George muthafuckin Bush, what? what!?

O- ok, uh nothing dad- nothin daddy, nut- I'm not doin nuttin

No it's country, do-don't Da-Daddy, Daddy, ok (smack smack smack)

Aah Daddy