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Artist: Mad Caddies
Canonical path: /mad-caddies/easy-cheese
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Easy Cheese
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Easy Cheese
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if i had a dollar for every time she was mad
i'd buy california
invite my friends and i'd make it my pad
if i had a peso for every time she said:
"wake up you lazy pile and get our ass up out of my bed"
i'd buy a private plane and fly around the world
eat at all the best restaurants and hang out with hot girls
but i know i'm stuck with you
and there's nothing i can do
so i'll take your hand
and say
stay with me
stay with me
please stay with me girl
i know you wanna slap my face
but please
stay with me girl
girl i know its all my fault
and i'm just a dirt bag
i hope you can forgive and forget
so we can so shag
cause i know i'm stuck with you
and there's nothing i can do
so i'll take your hand and say
stay with me
stay with me
please stay with me girl
i know you wanna kick my ass
but please
stay with me girl
stay with me
stay with me
please stay with me girl
you're the one with the pretty face
so please stay with me girl
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