One, Two Theory

"Well first of all, let me say this: I need a man who

knows how to make a speech. I think that's very important.

A man who knows a lot of hard words."

"Well we've checked all the possibilities."

"And we've settled on the one man who we feel can reach the

silent majority and tell it like it is at the same time."

Yo, first of all, you drop (one) beat you see

I be the first MC who grab the mic and spit

You think you the (one) dog? I got one for you

Your crew is in first place, I put some fools in (two)

Now I'm a say this shit (once) when I drop my axe

Wherever you come in, trust me, I'm on top of that

First rapper I ever battled, that fool is in a casket

My first song, that's a hip-hop classic

My first tour was world reknown

I only did MTV (once) but I tore it down

One click got jel (one) time and tried to front

The first fool to talk shit, I slapped him once

?Five Philly and Singleton? cats don't know me

Understand that shit, O-N-E

You're only getting (one) warning if you owe me

If you one of the best then I suggest you show me

You a QB then throw (one), I'm running with mine

I get sweated the first time you hear (one) of my rhymes

Nice with a mic device, I guess it's a curse

If you roll up (two) nigga, guess who's first

(One) slug to your brain, that's equal to (one) verse

There's a shortage in one of the hospital, you get (one) nurse

Y'all niggas is bitches, I've seen (one) of your skirts

It's a lot of bad rappers but I'm (one) of the worst

You one of them weekend thugs acting like you did dirt

Come Sunday morning, you be the first nigga in church

Y'all cats better dispirse, watch it son

He don't got your back, he only own (one) gun

Fuck the forties, niggas better know the nine (one) (one)

That one loud cat is gonna be the reason you all get done

For my sons to gettin' (ones), keep 'em stacking

We gonna go the other way now, peep the subtraction

If you go double platinum you seeing double the stacks

But you ain't deserve all that, I'm a take (one) back

Cop the couple of acts, I'm the reaper, black

Keep ice grilling me and soon, you gonna be rocking the patch

I hear one of your baby mothers, you don't think that's true?

I'm the reason that (one) of your kids don't look like you

I know it's hard to digest, don't start stressing it

It should be hard as shit when you only got (one) intestine

Learn your lesson, you tried to run a couple of blocks

(One) shot, (one) ambulance, and a couple of cops

Now you layed up in surgury with a couple of knots

When you get home, I don't knock, I run up in your spot

First you up in the watch, smack you twice

First one got the cheeks stinging, the second (one) was light

Any MC steals rhymes from Skillz

You gonna be in the yard with (one) of your kids doing (one) handed

cartwheels

You getting a thousand spins on your B.S. hit

I got 2,000 a day on the Aalyiah remix

For the cats who fronted, ask them again who's nice

I done told y'all niggas once, or maybe it was twice

One two, one two, one two, one two, one two, one two, one...