Girl In a Country Song

Well I wish I had some shoes on my two bare feet

And it's gettin' kinda cold in these painted-on cut-off jeans

I hate the way this bikini top chafes

Do I really have to wear it all day?

(Yeah, baby)

I hear you over there on your tailgate whistling

Saying: Hey, girl, but you know I ain't listening

Cause I got a name and to you it ain't

Pretty little thing, honey or baby

It's driving me red red red red red red redneck crazy

Being the girl in a country song

How in the world did it go so wrong?

Like all we're good for is looking good for

You and your friends on the weekend, nothing more

We used to get a little respect

Now we're lucky if we even get

To climb up in the truck, keep our mouth shut, ride along

And be the girl in a country song

Well, shaking my moneymaker ain't ever made me a dime

And there ain't no sugar for you in this shaker of mine

Tell me one more time you gotta get you some of that

Sure I'll slide on over, but you're gonna get slapped

These days it ain't easy being that

Girl in a country song

How in the world did it go so wrong?

Like all we're good for is looking good for

You and your friends on the weekend, nothing more

We used to get a little respect

Now we're lucky if we even get

To climb up in the truck, keep our mouth shut, ride along

And be the girl in a country song

Yep, yep, yep

Oh, no!

Conway and George Strait

Never did it this way

Back in the old days

Aw naw

We ain't a cliche

That ain't no way

To treat a lady

Like a girl in a country song

How in the world did it go so wrong?

Like all we're good for is looking good for

You and your friends on the weekend, nothing more

We used to get a little respect

Now we're lucky if we even get

To climb up in the truck, keep our mouth shut, ride along

Down some dirt road we don't even wanna be on

And be the girl in a country song

Yeah, baby

I ain't your tan legged Juliet

Can I put on some real clothes now?

Oh, no!