Not a Hipster

I’m not a hipster but I wear big glasses

And practically live in a coffee shop

I stop and look at every vintage car that passes

But it’s much healthier to walk

I’m not a hipster but I don’t wash my hair

I’d rather just throw a fedora on

I like to mix match all the clothes I wear ‘cause

Coordination takes too long

You’d like to tell me what I can and can’t do

Well I’d like to point my favorite finger at you

But I wont ‘cause I live passive aggressively, just know

I’m not a hipster ‘cause that’s too mainstream

I’ll only eat your food if it’s organic

My jeans don’t fit unless they’re way too tight

I read lots of books and do creative things

Like writing poetry at night

You’d like to tell me what I can and can’t do

Well I’d like to point my favorite finger at you

But I wont ‘cause I live passive aggressively, just know

I’m not a hipster ‘cause that’s too mainstream

I’ve got henna tattoos all over my hands

I bet you’ve never heard of my favorite bands

My tumblr page has 50,000 fans

So? That means nothing

You’d like to tell me what I can and can’t do

Well I’d like to point my favorite finger at you

But I wont ‘cause I live passive aggressively, just know

I’m not a hipster

No I’m really not a hipster

Okay, maybe

But I can’t be a hipster ‘cause that’s too mainstream