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Artist: Maddy Newton
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Not a Hipster
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Not a Hipster
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I’m not a hipster but I wear big glasses
And practically live in a coffee shop
I stop and look at every vintage car that passes
But it’s much healthier to walk
I’m not a hipster but I don’t wash my hair
I’d rather just throw a fedora on
I like to mix match all the clothes I wear ‘cause
Coordination takes too long
You’d like to tell me what I can and can’t do
Well I’d like to point my favorite finger at you
But I wont ‘cause I live passive aggressively, just know
I’m not a hipster ‘cause that’s too mainstream
I’ll only eat your food if it’s organic
My jeans don’t fit unless they’re way too tight
I read lots of books and do creative things
Like writing poetry at night
You’d like to tell me what I can and can’t do
Well I’d like to point my favorite finger at you
But I wont ‘cause I live passive aggressively, just know
I’m not a hipster ‘cause that’s too mainstream
I’ve got henna tattoos all over my hands
I bet you’ve never heard of my favorite bands
My tumblr page has 50,000 fans
So? That means nothing
You’d like to tell me what I can and can’t do
Well I’d like to point my favorite finger at you
But I wont ‘cause I live passive aggressively, just know
I’m not a hipster
No I’m really not a hipster
Okay, maybe
But I can’t be a hipster ‘cause that’s too mainstream
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