Inanity Over Christmas Lyrics

Hello, everyone out there. This is Carl and the rest of Madness

We'd just like to bring you a bit of Christmas cheer

Please remember to keep a smile on your face till the New Year

Hello, this is Woody. And we've got a little song for you. Merry Christmas

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Hiya, Merry Christmas everyone, Mark here. I'm going to play a bit of bass for you now

Hello, this is Chris, Happy Christmas

Hi, Lee Kix here, filling your stocking

I play sax

But also, I sing at the same time

Baffling, eh?

Well, it's jingling bells, it's Christmas time

Santa fetches his sack

Snowdrop glitter falls from the skies

To settle upon each and everyone's back

Chimney sweeps take to the streets

In the ongoing situation

Pages freeze upon your pension book

And up flies the flag of inflation

And all this time I'll be waiting up by the chimney stack

On this coldest year since brrrr, up above upon a reindeer's back

Stop off at the Rock of Gibraltar

Tea under the {indecipherable} of Malta

Wrap up warmer in Warsaw

Cruise over the flats of Alaska

And all this time I'll be waiting up by the chimney stack

On this coldest year since brrrr, up above upon a reindeer's back

I hope you've enjoyed this song so far. This is Suggs, and now I am going to take it away

OK, lads, let's close it together

And all this time I'll be waiting up by the chimney stack

On this coldest year since brrrr, up above upon a reindeer's back

OK, quiet everybody. This should go on here

Er, help me with those baggy {indecipherable}, there

Oooh

Oooh

You'll never take me alive, copper

Look, reindeer, don't be silly, just come on down

I'm going to get that conny to ma

Don't waste anymore, sit down this is holding the pace up

Shove it, copper, I stick a grapefruit in your face

You what? You're out of a bloody job now come on down again

Nothing's going to stop us singing, copper

Even if I have got to come down and tell you myself

And stick it in your face

I'm going to send in the troops if you don't come down

We're going to keep singing in every home in the nation

Do whatever you want to do. What? That's it!

You stupid flatfoot, you'll never take me alive

I'm on top of the world, boy

Up above the chimney stack, by the chimney

{indecipherable}, Chris, quieten down over there, will you

I'm trying to get a message across, you know

I'm going to change the world overnight, yeah

Thank you

Thank you