Page type: lyric reference
Artist: Madonna
Canonical path: /madonna/the-funny-song
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The Funny Song
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The Funny Song
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I went down to the local bar
To buy my daddy a big cigar
When I got home he was dead
Somebody shot him in the head
Oh dear daddy
You are not gonna see me grieve
Cause you´ve brought out the worst in me
Yep, It's all true
It's true. It makes me cry
When the funeral it was through
I had myself a barbecue
Daddy's bones they sure tasted good
I would´ve killed him myself if only I could
Oh dear daddy
You are not gonna see me sad
Cause everything you did was bad
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