HFBD

I know I broke up with you on your birthday

Should never have been with you in the first place

'Cause you had me so messed up

Misbehavin' in the club

So I had to break up with you on your birthday

Was gonna buy you a cake

Red velvet that's your favorite, for God's sake

How was I such an idiot? You know babe

Good luck with all your party plans

I'll go find me another man, it's okay

Happy fuckin' birthday

I hope it is the worst day of the year

Everytime you celebrate, you'll be thinkin' of my face

Sayin' "Happy fuckin' birthday, my dear"

Remember when we took a trip to Paris?

You had just turned twenty-two, I'm so embarrassed

Left me standin' there for hours

Underneath the Eiffel Tower

You were chatting to the girl from the café

Who's gonna buy you a cake?

When they don't know your favorite, for God's sake

You really are an idiot, oh well babe

Good luck with all these party plans

I'll be with my other man, doin' great

Happy fuckin' birthday

I hope it is the worst day of the year

Everytime you celebrate, you'll be thinkin' of my face

Sayin' "Happy fuckin' birthday, my dear"

Oh, oh

Happy fuckin' birthday (Happy fuckin' birthday)

I hope it is the worst day of the year (The absolute worst)

Everytime you celebrate (Uh-huh), you'll be thinkin' of my face (They say)

Sayin' "Happy fuckin' birthday, my dear" (Happy fuckin' birthday)

Happy fuckin' birthday (You prick)

Happy fuckin' birthday

Happy fuckin' birthday (Yeah, yeah)

Happy fuckin' birthday, ma dear

Haha, oh God, hahaha