Blonde

I'll fuck your life up as a blonde

(I'll fuck your life up as a blonde)

Nothin' more frightenin' than a woman scorned

And a box of bleach

You said I'd never change, I bet you never thought

I'll go so extreme

I lost a couple of inches and then a couple more

Startin' with you and every single thing you said to me

Baby, if you thought that I was trouble

Then you're gonna hate what's comin' next

Kinda like your worst nightmare but double

Is that an angel? No, it's your ex

Remember how you screwed up when I was a brunette?

I don't think you knew just what you'd done

Woah, I'll fuck your life up as a blonde

(I'll fuck your life up as a blonde)

I'm goin' Gwen Stefani, I'm goin' Courtney Love

I'm headin' out of your league

I'm gonna make your friends say: Man, you messed that up

And I would have to agree

I hold emotional baggage but I cut it off

Startin' with you and every single thing you said to me

And maybe you just wanna talk but I'm just never free

Baby, if you thought that I was trouble

Then you're gonna hate what's comin' next

Kinda like your worst nightmare but double

Is that an angel? No, it's your ex

Remember how you screwed up when I was a brunette?

I don't think you knew just what you'd done

Woah, I'll fuck your life up as a blonde

(I'll fuck your life up as a blonde)

La-la-la-la-la

I'll fuck your life up as a blonde (yeah)

La-la-la-la-la

I'll fuck your life up as a blonde (it's funny)

La-la-la-la-la

I'll fuck your life up as a blonde (yeah)

La-la-la-la-la

I'll fuck your life up as a blonde

I'll fuck your life up as a blonde (so fuckin' right)

I'll fuck your life up as a blonde (boy, you're super upset)

I'll fuck your life up as a blonde

You'll rule the day you did me wrong

I'll put your name in all my songs

I'll twist that knife, it will be fine

Fuckin' your life up

Baby, if you thought that I was trouble

Then you're gonna hate what's comin' next

Kinda like your worst nightmare but double

Is that an angel? No, it's your ex (it's your ex)

Remember how you screwed up when I was a brunette?

I don't think you knew just what you'd done

Woah, I'll fuck your life up as a blonde

(I'll fuck your life up as a blonde, as a blonde, as a blonde)

La-la-la-la-la

I'll fuck your life up as a blonde

La-la-la-la-la (as a blonde)

I'll fuck your life up as a blonde (find it funny, no? It is)

La-la-la-la-la

I'll fuck your life up as a blonde

La-la-la-la-la

I'll fuck your life up as a blonde