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Artist: Major Parkinson
Canonical path: /major-parkinson/awkward-as-a-drunk
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Awkward As a Drunk
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Awkward As a Drunk
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Tell me why I'm to blame for this eager
To touch every inch of your body
Oh, tell me why I was laughing
When you fucked up my mind
When you followed me down in the drain
I love you like the humming of pouring Scotch
I'm a puppy with a bone when I'm drinking too much
But ready for the day when the ship goes down
When they play the violins
And my mummy and my daddy will be proud of me
When I'm hanging from the brink of sanity
Patching me up when I break my teeth
On the words I can not chew (?)
Ever since elementary school
I was dating different girls
But none of them could dress up like a bottle
So when I lost all my empathy
And I roll around in decay (?)
The traffic lights
And your distorted bedroom
Sustain, now my brain
Is hurting like a rusty chain
So tell me why I'm to blame for this eager
To crush every inch of your body and soul
Oh, even tho I was laughing
When you fucked up my mind
Through the hole in my head
La la la la la
La la la la
La la la la la
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