Hypocrite

I do not smoke cigarettes

I told him with conviction

'cause I've always been asthmatic

and I don't support addiction

he said, but I always roll my own

I said, but I still think that you're a poser

He said, I don't sleep in parking lots

I've always been a fighter

I said that sounds pretty easy

when you've got a warm recliner

in your parents living room

when where you are is where they'll pay the rent

and for all your liberating an the lives you say you're saving

one would think you would be half as full of shit

and for all the rules you're breaking and the progress that you're making

I could do without that breed of anarchist

I could do without that breed of politic

I could do without that breed of hypocrite

I could do much more without the likes of this

He said, I'll be on that picket line

for equality

but I hope everyone looks like me

and does not treat me differently

I said, God damn, you hypocrite

he said, I do not take that name so lightly

I said, I don't sleep in parking lots

I've always been resistant

he said, that sounds pretty easy

would you just shut up and kiss me

I said, aw man, you're no feminist

he said, I do not use that word so slightly

and for all your liberating an the lives you say you're saving

one would think you would be half as full of shit

and for all the rules you're breaking and the precedents you're making

I could do without that breed of anarchist

I could do without that breed of politic

I could do without that breed of hypocrite

I could do much more without the likes of this