My Name Is Earthworm

I'm so small now

I'm so big now

I am awake now

and I don't mind

I don't mind I'll be your earthworm

I will wait here in the dirt

for you to come and find me and determine what I'm worth

and cut me into two halfs,

half one and half two

I'll be the person

wiping up your tears this afternoon

my name is earthworm

my name is I don't have a name

you can leave me on the sidewalk

I just hope a hopscotch game

doesn't start anywhere near me

'cause it might squish both my halfs

I'll be the person you can always count on for a laugh

I had a dream that we all woke up and realized it didn't matter

I had a dream that we all woke up and realized we didn't matter

and I don't mind

I don't mind I'll be your sunscreen

you can be my Dr. Phil

I can tell you not to worry

you can tell me if I'm ill

and cut me into two halfs

half one and half two

but can I keep a quarter, or is this whole thing for you?

I could be your wingman

while you check out the ladies

I could be your waiter, I won't forget the pastries

I was a bad waiter and I forgot the pastries

tell me you'll forgive me, it wasn't 'cause I'm lazy

I had a dream that we all woke up and realized it didn't matter

I had a dream that we all woke up and realized we didn't matter

and I don't mind