New Year's Eve

it's a happy new year

I'm making guacamole

you couldn't even pick up the fucking phone and call me

I don't like my tee shirt

I don't like my blue jeans

I don't like my attitude, it's gonna be a party

it's a happy new year

last year was so stupid

most of us were drunk and even more of us were puking

although I heard a rumor

something about bad shrimp

don't know how I made it

up the stairs to your apartment

oh, I remember it

oh, climbing up to bed

and that's not all that I'm forgetting

it's a new year, the last one's ending

don't know how I ever made it out

here's to nothing ever changing

if it were, then I'd be parting ways

with all the bad habits I've found

but I still hang around

I still hang around

it's a happy new year

I'm eating guacamole

you kissed me at midnight

'cause you thought that I looked lonely

I don't like my outfit

I guess it's not important

'cause I like your four track

and the things you record on it

it's the time of year now

to keep your close ones closest

we'll be friends forever

and I don't care if you know it

it's a happy new year

unlike all the rest

feels like I am changing

and I know it's for the best

oh, I remember that

and that's not all that I'm pretending

it's a new year, the last one's ending

all the guacamole that I made browned

here's to always, everchanging

circumstances we're arranging

throwing all our cautions to the ground

they only weigh you down

I won't let you down

but hey, did you know

you can check the time

your call reaches the other line?

hey, did you know

that I know you lied?

so, board it up

don't even try

last year is ending just in time

I got out alive

it's a happy new year

here I am again

writing in my car

and this time I can't pretend

that we are friends, we're not friends

friends don't do the things we did

and the ones you've done since then

make me think we've never been

when is this night gonna end?

are you lying in her bed?

all these questions in my head

where the whiskey at again?

you are discombobulated

when you show up at my door

leaving glitter on my floor

but I don't like you anymore

I don't like you anymore

I don't like you anymore

I don't like you anymore