Valentine's Day

I'm hungover

it's valentine's day morning

what a perfect day

to continue my courting /

of you, we've been dating for so long

..I love you

and in the local drugstore

I feel a bit like moses

walkin' through a red sea

of greeting cards and roses

if I'd only known what you were up to

or who (m)

'cause i brought you the paper

i brought you the news

i brought you some of that odwalla green juice

that you seemed to like

'cause you know how i like you

but now haven't you read the paper?

haven't you seen the news?

now there's something I've got to say

and I've got to say it to you

oh, what do you send

when flowers just won't do?

Let's stop cheating on each other

let's stop cheating on each other

let's stop cheating on each other,

oh, this Valentine's Day

I came over to borrow a loofah

how was I to know you would be schtupping her?

I guess it's kind of weird

and maybe too soon for you

I know

Don't get me wrong, I mean

I know you're an aries

and you've got commitment issues

and you can get a little scary off your meds

maybe I like it

but I like it because

on some level I like to create

emotional distractions in my life

to prevent myself from dealing with

my real issues

let's stop cheating on each other

let's stop cheating on each other

let's stop cheating on each other

oh, 'cause the community

isn't that big

and they will always find out

let's stop cheating on each other

and just,

break up right now

I mean, I'm not even 30 yet.

I mean, we're not even

25 or 24 or 23

but I'll stop cheating on you

if you stop cheating on me

don't get me wrong, I'm not opposed to being poly

but I think that we should talk before you go

and screw somebody else

oh,

stop cheating on me

let's stop cheating on each other

let's stop cheating on each other

let's stop cheating on each other

and happy valentine's day