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Artist: Malachi Crunch
Canonical path: /malachi-crunch/hey-spudman
Related lyric paths: 6
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Hey Spudman
Read Hey Spudman lyrics by Malachi Crunch on LyroVerse, with linked artist context and related song paths.
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Curated by Ethan Walker
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Hey Spudman
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It's spud
Makes a drug deal
Tio's
Makes another meal
You may have noticed that he always hangs around
He can't relax you know he's always tightly wound
Euchre
Play another game
Puker
Showing no shame
He's a drug gourmet of the first degree
Enchiladas that are laced with LSD
Please don't talk to me
Please don't talk to me
Please don't talk to me
Make my taco but don't talk to me
spudtalk
Bus ride
Sat behind me
I died
Couldn't get free
He talked for hours about his latest trip
I swear it felt like a verbal pistol whip
Please don't talk to me
Please don't talk to me
Please don't talk to me
Make my taco but don't talk to me
Hey spudman spudtalk
Hey spudman spudtalk
Hey spudman spudtalk
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Malachi Crunch performs "Hey Spudman", and this lyric page sits inside the Malachi Crunch catalog on LyroVerse.
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