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Artist: Mall'd To Death
Canonical path: /malld-to-death/throwing-in-the-moist-towelette
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Throwing In The Moist Towelette
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Throwing In The Moist Towelette
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If it's alright with you, I'm not so sure that I can do
This dog and pony show no more, I'd rather shut the door
We'll forfeit all our aches and embrace our past mistakes
We'll cut our losses to the bone and dump 'em in the lake
It'll be okay
I'm fairly certain that this peak we've reached is plateau-flat
We took the wrong way for a long way and forgot the map
I fell for you before I knew that you would start this war
Our battle lines divided us like rich against the poor
There'll be no more
Some days it was all I had: my one best friend
And a song in my head
Some days it was all I had
And it's all I'll ever need again
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