Meet Me at the Watergate

Chorus:

Meet me at the Watergate,

The Watergate, the Watergate,

Meet me at the Watergate,

We'll tap a couple of lines.

We'll put on our dark glasses

And our most ingenuous smiles,

We'll bug the walls and furniture

And raid the private files.

We'll round up exiled Cubans

And another five or ten,

And we'll fix up our dear President

So he'll never run again.

We'll send some dirty letters

Over someone else's name,

We'll run their weakest candidate

And the Left will get the blame,

We'll peek into the doctor's file

For something good and low,

And we'll fix up our dear President

So he'll have to feed on crow.

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The President has robbed the poor,

The lame, the halt, the blind,

So there'll be plenty millions

For the cloak and dagger kind.

For you and me, I.T. and T.

There'll always be enough,

Cause those who backed the President

Are lousy with the stuff.

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If something happens to go wrong

As we go round and round,

We know our loyal President

Will never let us down,

And as for us, we'll never talk,

We'll do each other good,

For each gave each at Watergate

The kiss of brotherhood.

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