The Little Generals

All the little generals are running out of war,

Oh, my, It's enough to make you cry;

They've all these little khaki colored guns and tanks,

And all the money waiting in the U.S. banks,

But when they start an action, people say "No thanks",

And it's hard to get a war these days.

All the little generals are running out of war,

Oh, my, It's enough to make you cry;

They're sitting on their build-up till they get a pain,

They march the soldiers up the hill and down the hill again,

But logistics they get rusty when they're standing in the rain,

And it's hard to get a war these days.

All the little generals are running out of war,

Oh, my, It's enough to make you cry;

They paddle out to Cuba and get drowned in the bay,1

They start a thing in Laos, but the folks don't want to play,

And even up in Holy Loch, the kids cry, "Go away!"

And it's hard to get a war these days.

All the little generals are running out of war,

Oh, my, It's enough to make you cry;

They take the mighty atom bombs and tie them up with bows,

And Teller puts on perfume so they smell just like a rose,

But they smell like Hiroshima when the fall-out blows,

And it's hard to get a war these days.

Thank Heaven--It's hard to get a war these days.