Bonetrousle

It's time for my big number, sans! Hit it!

Okay

Sans! I meant play the music!

Okay

Sans!

Okay, now, let’s see here

Ah, here’s the play button

Ready for this, brother?

I don't think anyone could be prepared for this

Shut up, sans!

You just don't understand perfection!

Engarde now, human, now you face papyrus!

Though the guards failed to stop you

I can do it alone!

So be prepared for the ultimate tussle

As you try to show your muscle in this battle of bones!

I see your face

You run all over the place

Wait a sec, I know that look!

Are you flirting with me?

Please understand, I am in such high demand

I'm a skeleton with standards

Mostly for spaghetti!

Please don’t feel blue

Even though I’ll capture you

'Cause you can do anything

All I have to do is try!

Undyne will see, I can be a guard indeed!

Yeah, there’s just that kid you need-

I just hate to say goodbye!

Maybe one day

We all can be friends

And when that day arrives

I know we’ll have lots of fun!

But until then, I’ve got to capture you

Since you’re a human-

But you’re trying to make friends with one

Sans!

What?

Stop plaguing my number with incidental lyrics!

I thought they sounded pretty good

Well, I thought they sounded like: Not papyrus!

Which is the worst kind of sound to be!

Oh, sorry, then

It's okay, sans

I already forgive you

Come on! Let's go enjoy some grillby’s!

Uh, papyrus?

Yes?

The kid’s still here

And the music’s still playing

I'm pretty sure that means the song’s not over

Whoopsie doopsie!

I completely forgot! Human!

Prepare for my second verse attack!

You can do anything if you want it hard enough

Undyne says that, and she’s tough

So I emulate her style!

And that's why I'm the greatest royal guardsman

Or at least one that's in training

Which is taking quite a while

But when that’s over

We can be friends

And we can see how a guard

Has immense amounts of fun!

Where are you going, human?

We're supposed to be fighting!

Why do you think this song is done?

Oh, I knew it, sans

Not even the human respects me!

Hey, bro, bro, that's not true

A lot of people like you

How do you know?

The undernet has, like

A million renditions of this song

Here's one now

Hit it, boys!

Sans, is this

Yep. Knock 'em dead, bro

Prove you're bad to the bone

Come on then, human

Let's see if you can keep up

With the great papyrus in this moment of truth!

It won't be easy

You'll have to do actual work

Unlike my lazybones brother at his booth!

(Hey!)

You're doing great so far, little human

But since I'm a skeleton

I'm not getting tired at all!

Okay, maybe, I'm losing some breath

But not quite as much as you

Wait, be careful! Do not fall!

This is the longest any human's lasted to me-

That's because you haven't met one yet

So maybe we can take a little break

And lie down for a bit?

No! Papyrus never rests!

I fooled you, human!

Papyrus does not do things

With his eyes closed and snoring!

Bring out the backup dancers!

(Bro, that's called sleep)

Stop right there human, listen to me

I am the great papyrus

And you will never be free!

I'll keep you here

Enraptured by puzzles

Unless you want to leave

And ask me really nicely!

You can do anything if you want it hard enough

And I know we’ve got the stuff

We’ve got heart, we’ve got pride!

Undyne might be mad, but I don't care

Because I made a new friend

Or at least I really tried!

So if you want to make a new pal

Then prepare to have a blast

'Cause I know we’ll have some fun!

Just like it seems you were prepared for this battle

Cause I'm nearly out of lyrics

And I'm almost done!

What did you say?

You want to be friends?

Pal-lease, I knew it'd happen

Sans just stop it with the puns!

This day is great

I've got a new friend, and it's a human!

I knew that you'd make friends with one

And that’s all I could afford the orchestra for

Thanks, fellas

Put it on my tab