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Artist: Man Overboard
Canonical path: /man-overboard/the-absolute-worst
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The Absolute Worst
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The Absolute Worst
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I got a funny feeling no ones ever put you in your place
Or spit the bullshit right back in your face
You never had an ounce of promise within you
Every word you says a lie so please don't continue
You bitch
I'm too good for someone like you anyway
Because girls like you are the absolute worst
I really tried to like you but you messed it up first
Because girls like you are as bad as they come
Go crawl back to wherever you came from
And your cute little boyfriend he can catch words too
I really just gotta hate him for loving you
If what he wants is a fight then alright
You were tough on the phone but you went soft for the night
You bitch
I'm too good for someone like you anyway
(don't make me say it again)
Because kids like you are the absolute worst,
I really tried to like you but you messed it up first,
Because kids like you are as bad as they come,
Go crawl back to wherever you came from
Aaah...
Yeah!
Because girls like you are the absolute worst,
I really tried to like you but you messed it up first,
Because girls like you are as bad as they come,
Go crawl back to wherever you came from
Because guys like you are the absolute worst,
I really tried to like you but you messed it up first,
Because guys like you are as bad as they come,
Go crawl back to wherever you came from
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