Halloween Is Coming

Don't tell me that Halloween is coming too soon

Staring up above at the bright full moon

I love when everybody else is scared

It's a mean streak of mine, but I really don't care

I'm gonna take advantage of the darkest night

And I'm not sorry if I give you all a little fright

Step out of your comfort zone and take a walk with me

Or would you rather be all alone?

There's a chill in the air

There's a sense of mystery

And it's pervading everywhere

There is only one night

When we can show our inner monsters

And we shine so bright

And it has never been fair

That the world is so cruel

But we're not allowed to care

So let's pretend that we're dead

And I'll show you all the monsters

That are living in my head

Don't tell me that Halloween is coming too soon

Staring up above at the bright full moon

I love when everybody else is scared

It's a mean streak of mine, but I really don't care

I'm gonna take advantage of the darkest night

And I'm not sorry if I give you all a little fright

Step out of your comfort zone and take a walk with me

Or would you rather be all alone?

Now, boys and girls, let me tell you all a story

But I'll warn you in advance that it gets a little gory

'Cuz the zombies are relentless

And there's no way to prevent this

And the witches don't care

They ensnare with no repentance

Vampires draw the ire of the living

And you'll maybe live forever

But the bite is an endeavor

That I'd rather not endure

So I'll try to stay pure

Just swat the mosquitoes

Don't invite them in the front door!

Werewolves will howl and chase

But they just want a taste

Your fear's delicious, it's a vicious thing to waste

The time is right

The night is falling

Fog is rolling in

Anything that feels this good

Must be a sin!

Don't tell me that Halloween is coming too soon

Staring up above at the bright full moon

I love when everybody else is scared

It's a mean streak of mine, but I really don't care!