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Artist: Manset Gérard
Canonical path: /manset-gerard/animal-on-est-mal
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Animal on est mal
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Animal on est mal
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Animal,
on est malOn a le dos couvert d'écaillesOn sent la pailleDans la failleEt quand on ouvre la porteUn armée de cloportesVous repousse en criant :"
Ici,
pas de serpent !
"Animal,
on est mal.Animal,
on est mal.Animal,
on est mal.On a deux cornes placéesSur le devant du nez.On s'abaisse.On s'affaisse.On a la queue qui frise.On a la peau épaisse.On a la peau griseEt quand on veut sortirAvec une demoiselle,On l'invite à dîner.Quand elle vous voit,Que dit-elle ?"
Il ne vous manque qu'une bosse.Vade retro,
rhinocéros !
"Animal,
on est malAnimal,
on est malAnimal,
on est malOn assiste à l'opération de la girafe.La voilà qui se retrouve le cou plein d'agrafes.Elle appelle au secoursOn veut lui mettre un pantalonMais il est trop courtAnimal,
on est malOn pond ses œufs dans le sableEt quand on passe à tableLes chevaux-vapeursOn pris peurDe se retrouver loin de leur étable.Animal,
on est malAnimal,
on est malAnimal,
on est malEt si on ne se conduit pas bienOn revivra peut-être dans un peau d'un humainAnimal,
on est malAnimal,
on est malEt Dieu reconnaîtra les siens...
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