Por Favor Is Spanish

She was kissing somebody who wasn't her boyfriend

She met him at a bar, he was a hot australian

She didn't mean to do it but she liked his accent

And somehow i'm responsible

Then her friend decided to go home with one of his friends

They spent the night at his place in the north of florence

All she really wanted was to fuck his accent

And somehow i'm responsible

I've only known you for a month

Shouldn't have taken so long to realize that you suck

I hope you're getting what you want

Cheating on your boyfriend and acting like a slut

One's in the corner and the other is laughing

I'm sitting at the bar wondering if i should take action

They told me what they wanted but this wasn't an accident

And why am i responsible

That's it, i'm leaving

It ain't worth it for free beer

There's way too many reasons i shouldn't be here

Then one follows me out, and i can see she's in tears

Why am i responsible?

Well shame on you, and shame on me

Shame on your favorite aussie

And i don't know just how this happened

But i'll blame you, and you'll blame me

And then we'll blame society

And i don't care if we're never really ever friends again

I walk her home and tell her not to worry

I'm not a saint and i've been there myself

But you gotta tell him or it will eat you empty

You're not protecting him, you're protecting yourself

Ah hell, you blew it kid, it's already done

So go ahead and do whatever you want

Cause no matter what you do, it'll always feel wrong

And if it don't feel any different

Then be pretty sure that there was nothing there all along