The Ballon Song

Ladies and Gentlemen

Welcome to the Manzini Show

We're about to have some fun

Now kids, don't try this at home

I don't wanna be broke but

Bill Gates got a whole lot of dough what

I dont know him So it dont even matter

But maybe i could pass for his long lost brother

Nah, so what can I do

I Got a ski mask, got a black track suit

Got a water gun, paint that black tooth

Then I need the loot, Im robbing the bank for you

I am not full of hot air

This is just the way I am (uh huh)

But girl you blew me up back then

You're getting to my head (his head)

If I had all the money in the world

I would like to spend it (on who), on you

If I had on the money in the world

Spend it on you girl (uh huh, uh huh)

I have balloons (balloons), Balloons (balloons)

Throw a big party for you

I have balloons (balloons), balloons (balloons)

And They'll be all here for you (come on now)

Now back to the storya

Hit the bank in this mass hysteria

I said everybody don't make a sound

But when I looked around they were already on the ground

What in the hell is really going on now

I saw a guy in the vault taking money out

He said excuse me now what are you doing

with my Water gun pointed i said i aint scared to use this

He said sorry guy you're a little too late

This is my store, you gotta find a new bank

Plus I'm not doing this all for me

Im in love with a girl, gotta picture wanna see?

I'm not full of hot air

Cant believe she was a scam

This girl she flew me up

Gave me the same picture I have (damn thats the same girl)

If I had all the money in the world

I would like to spend it (on who), on you

If I had on the money in the world

Spend it on you girl (manzini)

I have balloons (balloons), Balloons (balloons)

Throw a big party for you

I have balloons (balloons), balloons (balloons)

And They'll be all here for you (come on now)

Break it down now

I would rob a bank, Oprah Winfrey too (yeah Oprah, he comin for you)

If I knew i could get closer to you (yeah baby)

I have you to thank, hope this letter gets to you (cause he don't have no more stamps)

Cause now I'm singing from the jailhouse of blues

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If I had all the money in the world

I would like to spend it (on who), on you (uh huh)

If I had on the money in the world

Spend it on you girl (come on manzini)

I have balloons (balloons), Balloons (balloons)

Throw a big party for you (uh huh)

I have balloons (balloons), balloons (balloons)

And They'll be all here for you

Thats right, thank you for coming out to the Manzini show

We hope you had a great time

Damn theres a lot of balloons around here

*pop and crying* Oh I'm so sorry

Children, please exit out very slowly and cautiously out the doors

And please don't step on any balloons