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Artist: MAP
Canonical path: /map/agnostickle-jesus-loves-ewe
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Agnostickle (Jesus Loves Ewe)
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Curated by Ethan Walker
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Agnostickle (Jesus Loves Ewe)
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Why do you give these guys your attention?
"Cos feeling loved gives me an errection"
You think that years from his crucifixion
He's going to want to see a cross?
So what does he say to you? (Go to bed)
So what does he say to you? (Go to church)
Is he the voice in your head? (Go and pray)
Is he the voice in your head? (Psychopath)
"I love Jesus and he loves me too..."
You're annoyed at all my blasphemy?
Well read your book, you're supposed to forgive me
Turn the cheek towards holy shephards
Are all the Fathers here kiddiefiddlers?
So what does he say to you? (Go to bed)
So what does he say to you? (Go to church)
Is he the voice in your head? (Go and pray)
Is he the voice in your head? (Psychopath)
"I love Jesus and he loves me too..."
I love Jesus (Call me sheep boy)
And he loves me too (I'm a human sheep)
"I love Jesus and he loves me too..."
"Sweet salvation tastes like chocolate..."
I love Jesus (Call me sheep boy)
And he loves me too (I'm a human sheep)
I love Jesus (Do what I'm told)
And he loves me too (No free spirit)
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