Creamy Goodness

I came, her name is Creamy Goodness

She tells me to call her whatever, whenever I want

She makes me smile but doesn't make me happy

I think I may have caught something evil from her

She wears her hair in pigtails like a schoolgirl

Her make-up smells like flowers in a field

Her legs seem to never end, they are amazing

Her breasts are something I just had to feel

We talked all night and we slept together

And fireworks illuminated her bed

But in the morning she had disappeared

I was left with an empty wallet and a cheesy head

I saw her again at a bar beneath the city

She claimed she never meant to rob me at all

I was angry but she manipulated me

The next thing I know I'm at hers wearing nothing at all

She said she'd make my world a whole lot brighter

She'd take me high and I would never fall

But in the morning despite all of her promises

It turned out her goodness wasn't that creamy at all

The doctor gave me cream to ease the rashes

I caught from the girl that I so nearly loved

Now she is gone and I am in agony

It's the last time I go all the way with a big dirty slut

She said she'd make my world a whole lot better

But in the end it hasn't changed at all

She promised so much and did not deliver

Her goodness was poison and wasn't that creamy at all

It turned out her goodness wasn't that creamy at all

Wasn't creamy at all, wasn't creamy at all

She wasn't creamy at all