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Artist: MAP
Canonical path: /map/cucumberhead
Related lyric paths: 6
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Cucumberhead
Read Cucumberhead lyrics by MAP on LyroVerse, with linked artist context and related song paths.
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Cucumberhead
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Why have you turned and left?
I'm such a great boyfriend
You'll never find another guy as wonderful as me
I blow my own trumpet
Cos I know I'm worth it
Just because I love you doesn't mean I hate myself
Oh no
These verses that I sing
They do not mean a thing
Unless you actually read them and figure them out
You'll find some other guy
Have sex, break up and cry
And wonder why you ever threw a guy like me away
Oh yeah
Can't pretend that there won't be an end
'Love you forever' is a lie (because we all will die)
Kiss me again
Hold me closer and then dump my fat ass again
For some stud
Why have you turned and left?
I'm such a great boyfriend
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