Page type: lyric reference
Artist: MAP
Canonical path: /map/jew-s-number-one-fan
Related lyric paths: 6
Lyric guide
JEW's Number One Fan
Read JEW's Number One Fan lyrics by MAP on LyroVerse, with linked artist context and related song paths.
person
Curated by Ethan Walker
LyroVerse team
Reference snapshot
The page facts to cite before the commentary
Use this page for the lyric text, linked artist context, and any LyroVerse editor's note attached to the song. Listener comments remain user-generated and should not be treated as the primary source.
Lyrics
JEW's Number One Fan
The lyric stays readable and compact here; the note and related paths sit nearby so you do not lose the song while looking for context.
Shine your smile this way sweetie
Hear the sound of an American's broken heart
The more you mean to me
The less I seem to be able to stay by your side
Nevermind
One day you'll fall in love with some guy I hate
And move away and have a million kids
To kiss your lips, I've dreamt it about seventy times
To hear the words sung in these songs, a crappy paradise
Burn like a flame
I am so ashamed
You wear lots of pink and green
I'd prefer it if you kept your hair in pigtails tonight
I need this right
Crawling from my hole of self-pity to your side
Unnoticed
You're 'boyfriend' looks like he's fucked a million more
You want to love him, he wants to love a whore
These photographs we take for laughs
Become the most important things I have to me
Hold you in my hand
Love never goes as planned
Your parents say I'm sweet, you want a real man
Your friends all understand
I think I might just have to turn the lights off
It's easier when I think I might be blind
You tell me all the time that you hate school
I'd drop it all and buy a car and take you far away
Drive into the sunset
I mean, I must admit I'd like to fuck you
Hopefully
But this is oh so much more than you and him
It makes me hurt to see you date the missing fucking link
A birthday card from you is hard to throw away
You sign off 'lots of love'
I can't read that enough
Everything you are, everything you are
Is everything I want but also everything I will never have
Quick answers
What this page can answer fast
Who performs "JEW's Number One Fan"?
MAP performs "JEW's Number One Fan", and this lyric page sits inside the MAP catalog on LyroVerse.
Are there related songs to explore after "JEW's Number One Fan"?
Yes. The related section below points to 2:37am GMT and An Alcoholic Valentine with a short reason for opening each page next.
Where can I find more songs by MAP?
Use the artist link near the top of the page or the related paths section below to keep moving through MAP's lyric pages.
Song Room
Open Song Room
Interpretations, questions, and corrections for this song
Interpretations, questions, memories, and correction notes live together here. The room stays noindex while the best insights are reviewed.
Listener comments
What people are saying
No listener comments on JEW's Number One Fan yet.
A strong comment here is specific: the phrase you keep hearing, the mood you come back for, or the reason this song stays in rotation.
Sign in to post the first listener note. Reporting stays open to everyone.