You'd Be Surprised

He's not so good in a crowd

But when you get him alone

You'd be surprised

He isn't much at a dance

But then when he takes you home

You'd be surprised

He doesn't look like much of a lover

Don't judge a book by its cover

He's got the face of an angel but

There's a devil in his eye!

He's such a delicate thing

But when he starts into squeeze

You'd be surprised

He doesn't look very strong

But when you sit on his knee

You'd be surprised

At a party or at a ball

I've got to admit he's nothing at all

But in a Morris chair

You'd be surprised

He doesn't look like much of a lover

Don't judge a book by its cover

He's got the face of an angel but

There's a devil in his eye!

He doesn't say very much

But when he starts into speak

You would be surprised

He's not so good at the start

But at the end of the week

You would be surprised

On a streetcar or in a train

You'd think he was born without any brains

But in a taxi cab

And when he starts to grab

I said a taxi cab

You would be surprised

This one's a real danger!