Marky Ramone And The Speed Kings

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Weenie Hair

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Page type: lyric reference Artist: Marky Ramone And The Speed Kings Canonical path: /marky-ramone-and-the-speed-kings/weenie-hair Related lyric paths: 6

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Weenie Hair

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Stop looking at me now dude

Don't give me that stupid stare

Seems to me you never saw

A guy without weenie hair

Slap my shoulder, comfort me

Say I shouldn't care

But obviously you're not the one

With the missing weenie hair

I've got no weenie hair

I've got no weenie hair

I get around to find some help

Is anybody out there

I get on my knees and start to beg

Please trade me your spare

I am bald, yes I am naked

All the way down there

I wanna wig of pubic hair

To hide the lack of weenie hair

I've got no weenie hair

I've got no weenie hair

Weenie hair

Weenie hair

I've got no weenie hair

I've got no weenie hair

I'm the Kojak of the Triple X

No curlies in my underwear

I'd rather be a normal guy

And look like a grizzly bear

Some jock at school don't think it's fair

I sing about my weenie hair

So make my day if you dare

I'll burn of all your weenie hair

I've got no weenie hair

I've got no weenie hair

I've got no weenie hair

I've got no weenie hair

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