Metal Man

Roger, your ship is out of control

Robot override imperative, repeat imperative

Suggest you assign control to marvin

This is your captain calling the temperature is falling

Why is it that I cannot read you?

Listen man, I really need you

Please answer

Ok man, here's the plan

You make it hard to love you

Raise your hand, metal hand

To the controls, the control panel above you

I can't move, I'm trapped here, damn it marvin

Marvin, please acknowledge

Marvin?

Marvin, this is your captain, please acknowledge

Well, just nod your head if you can hear me

Make it soon, old pal

My vision is cloudy, blurring

And my speech, my speech is slurring

Please help me

Marvin here

Never fear

All systems clear

Don't lose your cool, captain

You know, this is only the second time in thirty million years

That I've had anything remotely challenging enough

To absorb my massive brain for more than two minutes

You know, old skipper, these blacks holes

Are really bad news to be trapped in

Oh marvin, I was always your biggest fan you old son of a bitch

I thought you'd like that

What the hell was going on, you know marvin?

Well, it doesn't take me long to get nothing done

Wow, what a robot; look at her go

Look at her go

You've got to hand it to that robot

It's a good thing you did hand it to me, isn't it?

Ok marvin, just try to edge my spacesuit

A bit nearer to me, would you buddy?

This is some ship isn't it, my captain?

All right crew, let's settle down shall we?

Let's get on with the business of flying a spaceship