Sunday's On The Way

Well, the demons were planning on having a little party one night (we're having a party, we're gonna have a party)

They brought beer, Jack Daniels and some pretzels; a little red wine, and a little white (yes, we're celebratin' 'bout that Jew)

They were celebratin' how they crucified Christ on that tree

But ol' Satan, the snake himself, wasn't so at ease

Well, he took his crooked finger and dialed on the phone by his bed (AT & T reach out and touch someone)

To dial an old faithful friend who'd know for sure (he'll know) if He was dead

"Hey Grave, I want to know, did my plan fail?"

But ol' Grave said, "Ha, the dude is dead as nails, man"

Ooo, well on Friday night they crucified the Lord at Calvary

But He said don't fret because in three days I'm gonna live again, you're gonna see

So when problems try to bury you (six feet deep) and make it hard for you to pray

May seem like that Friday night, but Sunday's on the way

A tranquilizer or a horror flick couldn't calm Satan's fear, oh no (that cat was scared)

Saturday night he called up Grave scared of what he'd hear (I, I don't know what ol' Grave's gonna say)

"Hey Grave, what's goin' on?" Man, you called me twice, (can you believe it?)

And I'll tell ya one more 'gain, boss, that Jew's on ice" (that's cold)

"Man, can you remember when Lazarus was in the grave? (I believe I can recall)

Everything was cool but four days later, boom, he was raised

Now this Jesus has been more trouble than anyone has been to me (I believe the man has got you shook)

Oh yeah, 'cause He says He'll only be there three"

Let's see there's Friday, Saturday, Uh, oh!...

Well on Friday night they crucified the Lord at Calvary

But He said don't fret because in three days I'm gonna live again, you're gonna see

So when problems try to bury you (six feet deep) and make it hard for you to pray

May seem like that Friday night, but Sunday's on the way

Sunday mornin' Satans woke up with a jump, ready to blow a fuse

He was shaking from the tips of his pointed ears to the toes of his pointed shoes

He said, "Grave, is He alive, I don't want to lose my neck"" (I can't lose it)

"Your evilness, (!#@#&*¢*#%&$¢#*%&#@&)"

Cool your jets, big 'D' (!*@#%&$) my scene is still intact

You see that Jesus is dead forever and ain't never comin' back (never say never)

So go drink up, or go shoot up

But, just leave me alone

Oh look, Oh no!

Somebody's messin' with the stone!"

Well, the stone rolled away and it bounced a time or two

And an angel said, "I'm Gabriel, who are you?

If you're wondering where the Lord is at this very hour

Guess what? He's alive with resurrection power!

on Friday night they crucified the Lord at Calvary

But He said don't fret because in three days I'm gonna live again, you're gonna see

So when problems try to bury you (six feet deep) and make it hard for you to pray

May seem like that Friday night, but Sunday's on the way

YEAH!