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Artist: Mary Kate & Ashley Olsen
Canonical path: /mary-kate-e-ashley-olsen/critters
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Critters
Read Critters lyrics by Mary Kate & Ashley Olsen on LyroVerse, with linked artist context and related song paths.
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Curated by Ethan Walker
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Critters
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Those annoying little things (annoying little things)
That grab your attention (grab your attention)
By crawling into places,
I wouldn't want to mention
They should be taught some manners (taught some manners)
Despite their height (You're right!)
They shouldn't take what isn't theirs
And it's impolite to fight
Chorus:
Critters on my crackers
Bugs on my baloney
Oh my gosh here comes a bumblebee
Oh my gosh here comes a big bumblebee
Those little things make your stomach grumble
Make it wanna fumble, tip and tumble
Fleas in the flour
Stinkbugs in my sweet and sour
Ants in my pants
And that bumblebee was bigger than an elephant
Insignificant little things (insignificant)
When they're on their own (on their own)
But put them in a squadron
They'll eat you to the bone
Delicious little things (yum yum yum)
You shouldn't knock it (you really shouldn't knock it)
Cause you know they taste best
When dipped in chocolate
Chorus
I swear it was this big!
Critters on my crackers
Bugs on my baloney
Oh my gosh here comes a bigger bumblebee
Those little things make your stomach grumble
Make it wanna fumble, tip and tumble
Critters on my crackers
Bugs on my baloney
O Oh!
Fleas, flies, beatles, bugs, maggots, mice, spiders, slugs
Critters, critters, critters
On my crackers
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Mary Kate & Ashley Olsen performs "Critters", and this lyric page sits inside the Mary Kate & Ashley Olsen catalog on LyroVerse.
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