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Artist: Mary Kate & Ashley Olsen
Canonical path: /mary-kate-e-ashley-olsen/no-one-tells-the-president-what-to-do
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No One Tells The President What To Do
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No One Tells The President What To Do
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Someday I'd like to be President
It's a job that's caught my eye
I know I'd enjoy being President
And here's the reason why
No one tells the President how to dress
No one bugs him if his oval office is a mess
No one tells him when it's time to mow the White House lawn
And if anybody tried to you can be they'd soon be gone (bye bye)
No one tells the President not to slouch
No one says, "Don't put you feet on Mr. Lincoln's couch"
No one tells him "Company's here. Use your fork and spoon"
Unless they want to be the next Ambassador to the moon
No one tells the President
No one tells the President
No one tells the President what to do
No one tells the President not to run
No one says, "There's no dessert until that speech is done"
No one says, "The Press is coming. Clean behind your ears"
Unless they want a "time out" that will last the next four years
No one tells the President
No one tells the President
No one tells the President what to do
She'll change all the rules
The kids'll run the schools
She'll be on the side of girls and boys
She'll fix all the laws
She'll be like Santa Claus
And her cabinet will overflow with toys
No one tells the President how to speak
(Parent: Ashley!)
No one says "You can't be on TV for one whole week"
(Parent: Time to eat!)
So when I've had enough of "Time to eat" and "Where've you been"
I'm headin' down to Washington to get myself sworn in.
'Cause no one tells the President
(Parent: Mary-Kate!)
No one tells the President
(Come on!)(Time to wash up)
No one tells the President what to do
No one tells the President
No one tells the President
No one tells the President what to do
(I'm gonna count to three)
No one tells the President
(One...)
No one tells the President
(Two...)
No one tells the President what to do
(Two and a half...)
No one tells the President
(Young ladies, I mean it!)
No one tells the President, no one tells the President what to do
(Now!)
Coming! See you on Election Day
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