Sadie Hawkins Day

Well it's early in the a.m. and I'm feelin' kinda blind

Got tequila on my t-shirt, desperation on my mind

In just a couple days now I'll be turning seventeen

And I got this little streak in me that's twenty times mean

Dress it up more like a high school whore

Won't leave 'til I get what I come for

Don't like parties but they get me drunk

And my ship'll come in before I'm sunk

Well it's early in the a.m. and I'm feelin' kinda stewed

And the drug that fills my system puts me in a reckless mood

Wanna drink a little rum and have a lot of sex

Doing everything the opposite that dear old Dad expects

Gonna dress it up more like a high school whore

Won't leave 'til I get what I come for

Don't like parties but they get me laid

And I'm off no better if I left or stayed

Well it's early in the a.m. and I'm feelin' kinda trashed

Somebody found a six-pack that he didn't know he'd stashed

Said I'd fuck him for a Mickey, said I'd fuck him for a light

Won't be the only actress at this curtain call tonight

Secret smile in his eyes, a bonfire in his hair

And the lace upon the push-up bra reminds me why it's there

It's early in the morning and the sky is turning grey

And I'm punching in his ticket 'cause it's Sadie Hawkins Day

Dress it up, baby - this girl's no lady

And she doesn't want to be ignored

Heart like granite - where's the vodka, dammit?

When I'm stone cold sober I'm stone cold bored

Dress it up more like a high school whore

Won't leave 'til I get what I come for

Don't like parties but I feel all right

And I be back again tomorrow night