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Artist: Mateus Humor
Canonical path: /mateus-humor/cagado-do-metro
Related lyric paths: 6
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Cagado do Metrô
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Cagado do Metrô
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Acorda agora, vai vô
Vou te levar pra uns exames
Você nessa cadeira de rodas
Parece um transformes
Anda logo e não esquece
De por o seu fraldão
É de metrô que nois vai
No bilhete do meu pai
Nois vai!
Então do nada, lá no vagão
Um puta odor
Vô, não acredito que você não me escutou
A fralda não colocou
Esqueci do seu alzheimer, droga
Cagado no metrô
Limpem ele pra mim, pra mim, pra mim, limpa o meu vô
Cagado no metrô
Limpem ele pra mim, pra mim, pra mim, limpa o meu vô
Fezes
Sinta o meu vô
Sinta a brisa
Sinta o meu vô
Sinta a brisa
Sinta o meu vô
Sinta a brisa
Sinta o meu vô
Sinta a brisa do meu vô, vô, vô
Esqueci do seu alzheimer, uh!
Cagado no metrô
Limpem ele pra mim, pra mim, pra mim, limpa o meu vô
Cagado no metrô
Limpem ele pra mim, pra mim, pra mim, limpa o meu vô
Cagado no metrô
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