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Artist: Matt Uelmen
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The Cain Rap
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The Cain Rap
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My name is deckard cain and i come from tristram, if you're looking for diablo then you just missed him.
If you find old griswald then you can take him down but you'll get no reward til you come back to town.
Thanks for my life i'll identify your stuff but if you choose to carry on then it's gonna get tough.
Greetings friend heres the road to the east, you'll find that it's blocked cuz andariels a beast.
Greetings, greetings
Greetings, stay awhile and listen
Charsi can shield you if you have a lot of cash, if you're all out of room you can stick it in your stash.
My name is deckard cain and i've come on out to greet ya, so sit your ass and listen or i'm gonna haave to beat ya.
If i dont know the answer, then go ask mala, she's a funky little broad that looks like a kaola
My homies were destroyed but i carry on with the help of young anya who's know amazon.
Greetings, greetings
Cant' touch this, can't touch this, can't touch this. can't touch this can't touch this, can't touch this.
Greetings, stay awhile and listen.
My name is deckard cain i'm the last of a breed, when i give out a warning you'd best take heed.
I am the sworn enemy of big bad bael, he was first in line at the evil sale.
Even though i'm ancient and somewhat of a relic, people tell me i look like tom celic
I'm nasty, i'm old and a little bit ornery, i look like patrick stewart and sound like sean connery.
Greetings, greetings,
Throw your hands in the air, waving um like ya just dont care
Greetings, stay awhile and listen
Kick it
Way to go homies, that was dope.
We'll have to do this more often, that was way phat.
Yeah boooooooeeey, cain in the house.
Give it up for the horadrim, horadrim, ho ho hoho horadrim,
Horadrim, ho ho hoho horadrim
Ho ho hoho hordrim
Who let the barbarians out? who who who who?
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