Tea For Two Or Three

All wet to dry, tear on the eye

You left me on the stop to take the bus

But I walked home

At home I washed the shame away

Half in awe, half in ache

But full drunk in bourbon

Mind on the spot, down one more shot

Sword in hand like Lancelot

Wish to cut your throat open (so to say)

Oh, drain your blood and make a drink

A bloody mary that will sting

But I've had enough poison for a day

Thrown a party, fun to play

Send them all invites away

Boys bring booze, girls bring sweets

You bring that one little bitch

Made fondue for you and me

You thought tea for two or three, someone's knocking at the door

Just what I've waiting for

O-o-oh the party has begun

Grab some food, there's a ton

Try my heart on a crouton

O-o-oh I will serve some cold revenge

I will hunt you down until your blood is fully splattered all around

I will hunt you down until your blood is fully splattered all around

I See you on the dance floor, moves are worse than I remember

It does not surprise me much

Your hip is stiff, you think you're hot

Delusional is all you got

Also have I mentioned small?

I've planned every little step

The day will come you will regret

You never gonna see what came (not me)

I'll lax it up your every drink

I'll poison every martini

I'll turn it into a big game

In this party all is free

Don't forget RSVP

Don't be shady, just be chic

Bring your whore as invitee

And so when the police breaks in

They'll find you had some tea for two or three, corpses I buried in your ground

O-o-oh the party is so much fun

Grab some food, there's a ton

There's a cage-shaped croissant

O-o-oh How fun is this revenge

I will hunt you down until your blood is fully splattered all around

I will hunt you down until your blood is fully splattered all around