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Artist: Matthew Thiessen and The Earthquakes
Canonical path: /matthew-thiessen-and-the-earthquakes/i-hate-christmas-parties
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I Hate Christmas Parties
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I Hate Christmas Parties
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I hope it snows this week
A snowflake on your cheek
Would make this Christmas so beautiful
But that would just bring the pain,
Because things can't stay the same
These holidays won't be wonderful
I look under the tree, but there's nothing to see
Cause it's a broken heart that you're giving me
I can't figure you out
Is this what Christmas is all about?
Cause it's a broken heart that you're giving me
I don't want to talk, I'm sick of all this talking
A broken heart wrapped up in a box
There's tear drops in my stocking
I look under the tree, but there's nothing to see
Cause it's a broken heart, that you're giving me
I can't figure you out
Is this what Christmas is all about?
Cause it's a broken heart that you're giving me
I hate Christmas parties
You offer me some punch, but I just shrug
I hate Christmas parties
You and the cookie tray, both hear me say
"Bah Humbug"
Falalalalalalalalala Falalalalalalalalalala lalalalalalalalalala(2x)
I look under the tree, but there's nothing to see
Cause it's a broken heart that you're giving me
I can't figure you out
Is this what Christmas is all about?
Cause it's a broken heart that you're giving me
I look under the tree, but there's nothing to see
Cause it's a broken heart that you're giving me
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