The Royal Wedding Song - Prince Will & Princess Kate

All of the girls around the world are saying the same thing

I should - i should be the one to marry prince charming

Now if this won't effect you then know we're the same

But listen up - i made a song in which i'll try to explain (check it out)

[hook]

Every little girl has the same exact dream

A pretty white dress and a (gasp) diamond ring

To match the biggest wedding ever with a prince for show and tell

To be the princess in his fairy tale

Why is she the one that gets the fairy tale?

[verse 1]

This might make you laugh but its not a spoof

Everything i raps 100% truth

When a royal wedding happens... Here's your proof

Twinky sales go through the rough

And the sorority girls all get excited

But so much jealously... Its hard to hide it

All over the news and hurts to look

So one by one they tweet & face book

Saying (uhh) such an issue

I know girlfriend - pass me the tissues

The boys i know all lack in sense

And there she goes just... Found a prince!

"real life princess" must be nice

That should be me... It's just not right

It looks so sweet but it feels like a knife

Well she's gonna have a perfect life

[hook]

Every little girl has the same exact dream

A pretty dress and a (gasp) diamond ring

To match the biggest wedding ever with a prince for show and tell

To be the princess in his fairy tale

Why is she the one that gets the fairy tale?

[verse 2]

Now the hardest part is the honey moon

More pictures then they can consume

So the first 3 days they just stay in their rooms

Back and forth - vent and fume and

I don't really care... Cause it's not my life

But i mean... They are missing paradise

So if you're a guy.... Take my advise

The best thing to do is just keep quiet

Don't even try it... Crackin' joke

Girls world wide just trying to cope

See they had this dream... And they just lost hope

Save yourselves... Let 'em mope

'cause things might seem cool... But there's major problems

Girly stuff.... Trust we can't solve 'em

Soon as they showed her in that tiara

Know they all hit rock bottom

[bridge]

Before i watch anymore...

I'm going to need my diet coke and a tube of cookie dough!

[hook]

Every little girl has the same exact dream

A pretty dress and a (gasp) diamond ring

To match the biggest wedding ever with a prince for show and tell

To be the princess in his fairy tale

Every little girl has the same exact dream

A pretty dress and a (gasp) diamond ring

To match the biggest wedding ever with a prince for show and tell

To be the princess in his fairy tale

Not to worry ladies... I'm available