Fresh Dog

Yo!

I got a little dog the doggy's name is doggy fresh

And out of every single dog i've ever met, he's the best

And the rest of the dogs in the world, i wouldn't own 'em

Yo my moms tried to clone him -- i got sewn in

His skin a little microchip

So he could be a cyborg -- wanna get him equipped

With a gps and the 802.11b

So he could hit me up on irc when he gotta go out and pee

And not just stand by the door and whine

Wish he'd grow an opposable thumb sometimes

Yo but i don't mind it gets me out and about

It's good to walk around the block, remind the dog he ain't allowed

To eat no street chicken, and chase no squirrels

Just to keep on kicking with a tail that curls

Just to keep on fancy stepping with the ears that flop

Just to rock, yes, doggy fresh you don't stop

(who's a good boy? who's a good boy?)

I got a little dog the doggy's name is doggy fresh

And he be crazy charismatic like david koresh

You can try to stay pissed about the fur on your clothes

But look out you 'bout to giggle when he lick on your nose

Call and he shows up fast, he throws up grass,

If you got a nice carpet he be dragging his ass

And he don't like baths, and he barks at intruders,

He be begging where the food is like his owner was the cruelest

Non-dog-food-purchasing dog owner ever

He occasionally ekes out a treat through this endeavor

But you got to forgive him with his big brown eyes

You got to go on to admit my dog's incredibly fly

He 'bout as fierce as a wolf, 'bout as big as a fox

If he drops one beat i'ma knock 'em out the box

Yo your cat's name may be maceo

But my dog is doggy fresh and doggy fresh is good to go!